Burn Your Asshole Shut

Posted by pj
February 26, 2009

Continuing on with my scarred cock.
Isn’t circumcision awesome? I mean really, my mom could have taken 9 seconds everyday out of her lazy whore life to properly clean me, but instead deemed it better to chop a piece of my dick off.

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