It Was A Gift

As I laid in bed with a finger in my ass jerking off to Roni Deutch commericials that are infrequently seperated by actual day time T.V. shows, I saw someone I knew. Kind of. Today, the second case on Judge Judy was the mother of one of the roadside crosses I found suing her ex-best […]

The more willing you are to get punched in the face, the less likely you are to get fucked in the ass.