Coach’s Corner

Team Porkjerky.com Shitters

Dear lord, we ask that you watch over everyone shitting today. Please save us all from anal fissures, rectal tears, prolapsed ani and any other injury that the devil will try to throw at us. For your glory we crap. Amen. Now lets get out there and put on a [...]

Opening Day

Message to the Team Porkjerky.com Shitters (you know who you are):

Oh yeah, it’s a good day to be pounding some porcelain. Let’s put in a good workout today team.
I know I know, I like to jump ass first onto the toilet like everyone else, but we need to properly warm up. I don’t want [...]

A child can drown in less than a quarter inch of their own urine.