Scary Shit

You know what scares the shit out of me? What keeps me up at night? The thing that wakes me up in a cold sweat? Its dying in the most horrible way imaginable: getting hit by a train.
Oh man, that’s some scary shit. That has got to be the worst way to [...]

Where I am from, other than making it a bitch to finish junior high, the worst part of being pregnant has got to be cutting back to just one pack a day.