Mirror, Mirror, Who’s The Shittiest Of Them All?

While releasing my poopbucks into the wild of Las Vegas, I took some time to smell its roses and unfortunately, saw all the turds they grew in. Vegas is and brings out the worst in people, all without them recognizing it. That’s a compliment by the way. I was watching the fountains at the Bellagio […]

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Let a man whose too fucking retarded to know how to feed himself starve to death and evolve the species.