Peek-A-Poo, I See You

I love seeing things that let me see how creatures really live. Like nature documentaries. Well not love, but mesmerized is a better word. I don’t go out of my way, set the TIVO I don’t have to record certain ones, get my vagina all slimey in anticipation of shark week and plan my days […]

I don't tell jokes into your toilet, so please don't pee in my mouth.