2 weeks ago we made Blogger our bitch and brought her to her knees when everyone in the world registered for and got an account and just posted:
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em;then drown the motherfuckers in their own piss.
Now we are attacking Twitter. Sign up for an account and just tweet:
If you [...]
After a long day of crying, cutting my arms, pushing down old ladies at the grocery store, setting out pools of anti-freeze at the dog park and just generally trying to console myself after finding out my ingenious idea of methodically hunting down and ritualistically killing every blogger on Blogger wouldn’t work to clean up [...]