Another Crappy Limerick

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January 30, 2009

There once was a turd in my bottom He wanted to stay, but I fought him     After hours of strain     The beast finally slain Now to stop bleeding from my rectum

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Sweet Little 16, Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon, Wrong Way, Brown Sugar, Young Girl, Don't Stand So Close To Me, My Sharona, Stray Cat Blues, Fourteen or even Hot Child In The City just can't match Benny Mardones' melodic masterpiece. Into The Night is hands down the best song about statutory rape.
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