Look Ma I Made It

Everyone dreams of somehow seeing their name in lights. Fuck that.
After 334 days, I finally get to see my name in shit. I didn’t think I was going to make it. Sure, sure I crapped a trapezoid, pooped an arrow, but I thought my name in turds was just a pipe dream. [...]

This may not be a politically correct thing to say, but, as a whole, I like niggers.