Tushy Von Heineybottom, M.D.

I like to think that somewhere, somehow, someone’s life was saved by an overzealous proctologist. A guy who serendipitously comes upon a person with an as yet undiagnosed medical emergency of their butt. And because of the overzealous proctologist’s knowledge and immediate action the guy is saved from an agonizing and eminent death. Unfortunately, I […]

Please stop judging me so harshly for being an incompassionate asshole. Put yourself in my shoes--how would you like it if you couldn't empathize?