The Calculus Of Really Fucking Disgusting

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July 13, 2009

Here’s a deeply philosophical question that I don’t think has ever been posed and you might not like the answer to: How much more money would you want to eat a turd from someone else than one of your own? Now let’s jump past the holier than thou part of this discussion where I have […]

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For people who get paid to finger asses all day, proctologists sure get all high and mighty when you tell them there's fiver in it for them if at the end of the rectal exam they massage your prostate and give you a happy ending.
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