The Calculus Of Really Fucking Disgusting

Here’s a deeply philosophical question that I don’t think has ever been posed and you might not like the answer to: How much more money would you want to eat a turd from someone else than one of your own? Now let’s jump past the holier than thou part of this discussion where I have […]

It saddens me that the most appropriate response to people like you in a situation like this has become an overused, hackneyed throw-away phrase. Although we have all heard it at least 4 times today just in passing, please allow me to say it one more time with heartfelt earnest and every fiber of my being behind it: Fuck you.