Grandpa, You’re Full Of Shit

I realized something today as I was sitting on the shitter, playing GameBoy and watching cable on my flat screen T.V.—the world’s come a long way. Kids today don’t know how good they have it. You see, I come from a different generation than today’s youths. We had it tougher than the teenyboppers now. Things […]

Proper diet and regular exercise can kiss my fat ass's fat ass.