One Giant Circlejerk For Mankind

No man, or woman for that matter, has walked on the moon or any other celestial body other than Earth in my lifetime. Breath that in, digest it, mull it over, roll it in a tortilla, sprinkle it with some cinnamon, batter it in cake mix, deep fry it, cover it with powder sugar, glaze […]

No matter how famous or wealthy or important you think you are, within the next 48 hours you literally will have to wipe shit off of yourself.