How Much Crap Could A Crapper Crap…

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February 5, 2009

Let’s do some back of the toilet paper roll math: To give myself a margin of error, lets say I reached shitting maturity at age 10. All other turds before that will not be included. This will ensure all the numbers derived below are fairly accurate, and most likely underestimates. OK, here goes. Tomorrow I […]

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I remember the first thing I splurged on when I became rich: A Haitian sex slave. I know I know, but this was a different time, before everyone got all PC and sex trafficking became bad.
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