Ivory Soap Is Worse Than Shit

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February 15, 2009

My shitter at home is sweet, with a capital everything. If I leave the door open when I crap (and really, if you have nothing to hide, love america and aren’t a terrorist, then you should) I can see the TV. Fuck reading, I can crap to Judge Judy. Today’s turd though, meant business. No […]

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