porkjerky plogRhymes To Live By
There is no societal problem that can’t be cured by beating a shitty, trite poem into us.
Click it or ticket
Arrive alive, don’t drink and drive
Wipe your caboose, every time you drop a deuce
Ride the bus and dump the pump
Give a hoot, don’t pollute
No matter how inspired from the public restroom you get, Don’t paint the [...]
