Rhymes To Live By

There is no societal problem that can’t be cured by beating a shitty, trite poem into us. Click it or ticket Arrive alive, don’t drink and drive Wipe your caboose, every time you drop a deuce Ride the bus and dump the pump Give a hoot, don’t pollute No matter how inspired from the public […]

The test results are back, and good news: I'm only mildly retarded.