Grandpa, You’re Full Of Shit

I realized something today as I was sitting on the shitter, playing GameBoy and watching cable on my flat screen T.V.—the world’s come a long way. Kids today don’t know how good they have it. You see, I come from a different generation than today’s youths. We had it tougher than the teenyboppers now. Things […]

Snow on Christmas is nice, but having it on the ground for the 3rd Monday in January is the best.
Nothing puts a smile on my face like a white Martin Luther King Jr. day.