Ass Placebo

How many lives do you think those paper toilet seat protectors have saved? You know the kind people meticulously layout over a public toilet seat before they squat there prissy little ass down to take a shit?

I’m guessing it has to be at least 3 billion. And that’s just this millennium. Its [...]

If special olympians didn't want to be made fun of so much, then they shouldn't have been born retarded. It's a medical fact.