A Winter Cleaning Ditty

My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces That’s why I love when the weather freezes     Picking up turds     Is for the birds I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Let a man whose too fucking retarded to know how to feed himself starve to death and evolve the species.