The Ole Turd Defense

I wonder if there has ever been a murder investigation that required the cops to do some CSI analysis on a turd to see how long it had been sitting around in a shitter decomposing. I turded around 5 today, had to run some errands and forgot about this little bastard sitting in my crapper […]

Porkjerky.com Dating Tip #37:: If you're gonna to fuck her anyway, don't do that google search about the legal age of consent in your current jurisdiction.