The Ole Turd Defense

I wonder if there has ever been a murder investigation that required the cops to do some CSI analysis on a turd to see how long it had been sitting around in a shitter decomposing. I turded around 5 today, had to run some errands and forgot about this little bastard sitting in my crapper […]

Porkjerky.com Pet Tip #19: A dog should be big enough that I don't step on and kill it accidentally, but small enough that I can with my bare hands if shit goes down.