The World’s Most Beautiful Turd

I love people who complain about how things that have made life easier and better screwed up and worked just like they were suppose to. They get mad because a piece of technology that is programmed to respond in the exact same way every time, responded in the exact same way it does every time. […]

Your beauty inspires me to remember a line in a beautiful poem. I believe I am quoting Miggs' romantic verse when I say:
'I can smell your cunt.'