Polyanusism

I would much rather have 5 assholes than 2 appendices. Come on that’s a no brainer.

1.   An appendix is gut candy, belly dressing. It does nothing.
B.   Strike that, it does do something and it’s a bad thing. The only confirmed purpose it serves is to get infected and threaten your [...]

You could always tell I was destined for greatness. In the 7th grade I was already coloring at a college sophomore level.