Polyanusism

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May 25, 2009

I would much rather have 5 assholes than 2 appendices. Come on that’s a no brainer. 1.   An appendix is gut candy, belly dressing. It does nothing. B.   Strike that, it does do something and it’s a bad thing. The only confirmed purpose it serves is to get infected and threaten your life. […]

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Almost every creature group has a name: school of fish; pride of lions; murder of crows. Almost all. To go with flocks, gaggles, covens, herds, colonies, troops, pods and blooms; I now give you the 'jason'. As in "Oh shit, the Special Olympics van just pulled up; here comes a jason of retards". I'm what you call a low self-esteem narcissist.
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