Revenge, Best Served Steaming

I went to the zoo to see the ape pit Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit     I crapped in my hand     Took aim, wound up and In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.

You see it in movies and look forward to doing it your whole life, but let me tell you; you're never truly prepared for identifying and claiming your first werewolf mauled body from the morgue.