More Shitty Blog Awards

Now, I may be misremembering my teenage years, but I am pretty confident that at 16 I didn’t need to learn how to not fuck. I had that down to a fucking science, so to speak. And I was good at it too. Everywhere I went, I wasn’t fucking. But it wasn’t for lack of […]

A child can drown in less than a quarter inch of their own urine.