The Blogs That Wouldn’t Die

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Masters Of Shitty Blog Administration

You got assholes in with my douchebags. No, you got douchebags in with my assholes. Its bad and then worse, all at the same time. Like puking all over yourself. Like nails on a chalkboard while you are chewing on tinfoil. Like the doctor accidentally crushing your nuts during your rectal exam. Like dating a […]

The day after I start taking pride in my lawn is the day I need to be 6 feet beneath it.