porkjerky plogCat’s In The Cradle
Frank Caliendo is to Rich Little what the Second Gulf War is to Vietnam. And on behalf of my generation, I would like to apologize for that.
In the mid 90’s I had a class where the teacher was talking about the Vietnam War and how he knew a bunch, a bunch of people who didn’t come back from it. He even cried right there in class. That really struck me. For one, he was that moved and another, it was over 20 years since that war ended. I really felt sorry for my father’s generation for what their fathers’ generation made them go through with that war. They did a lot of horrible shit over there, but the fact of the matter is; it wasn’t the baby boomers who choose to go to Vietnam. They weren’t in power then, it was the generation prior to them that made them do it.
However, when Gulf War 2 started and we invaded Iraq for god knows what reason, my father’s generation retroactively deserved Vietnam. They preemptively got what they deserved. The same fuckers who were sent to some shitty, unnecessary war halfway around the globe by their fathers, did the same thing to their children. Fuck you. With the Second Gulf War, all Vietnam veterans lost any pity they deserved.
Piss on your wall, save the agent orange horror stories and don’t waste your breath on me thinking I will feel sorry for whatever you’re suffering from now because of your service then. Hop along gimpy, I don’t want to hear it.
Vietnam veterans retroactively deserve it.
And so does my generation. Our parents made us spend an insufferable amount of hours watching Rich Little. Oh jesus Christ. I still wake up bored from the nightmares I have about him. The man did impressions of comedians for fucks sake. Screw puns, Rich Little is the lowest form of humor.
Did we learn from history? Was my generation determined to not make the same mistakes our parents did? Did we try our best not to repeat it? No, here we are sitting on our asses, reading and writing blogs about my shit and doing the same thing to the next generation by giving Frank Caliendo an audience.
The man’s ripping off a rip off artist. And we are still allowing him to take the stage. Frank Caliendo’s career will not die. You think your safe when he leaves MadTv. But then he pops up with his own shitty show on TBS. Luckily that gets cancelled and you think that’s the end of him. Then one day you’re nonchalantly walking down the Las Vegas Strip and see he’s working the Monte Carlo Casino.
Why will his career not die? Why do people still encourage him by going to his show? We truly have failed the children. In turn, like our parents’ generation with Vietnam, we retroactively deserve what we got with Rich Little.
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