porkjerky plogThe Blogs No One Wanted Custody Of
In honor of my parents’ 40th wedding anniversary (no fucking shit—unfortunately this means I won’t be able to use the I-was-from-a-broken-so-go-easy-on-me speech when they are sentencing me), I am doing something they should have done a long time ago: Celebrate divorce.
In my quest to find an award worthy shitty blog about divorce, I stumbled onto a gold mine. These are up there with infertility blogs and memorial blogs.
Today I celebrate the one post wonders. Blogs about someone’s divorce that garnered enough attention they started a blog and then abandoned it like their spouse did them.
Wake Me Up When My Divorce is Final
I like to think all the people who started these one-post wonder blogs stopped blogging because they soon found someone to make them complete again. They dusted themselves off, hummed a few bars of I Will Survive, got back on their feet, found true love this time and is being domestically abused as we speak.
Of course that’s probably just wishful thinking. But still, that’s what I like to think caused those blogs to end so abruptly. Call me a romantic.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.
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