porkjerky plogFun With Shitty Logic
My panties get absolutely soaking wet whenever I hear someone comdem fags by saying ‘You’re not born gay’. That is the absolute best.
I was on the crapper and accidentally flipped past one of the 24-hour news channels and saw some religious nutbag spouting off about queers in Iowa again and how them getting married is worse than 9/11 squared.
Things like that just make me smile and proud that I am human. Those guys are up there with people who used the word ‘colored’, doubt the holocaust was as bad as everyone makes it out to be or domestic abuse victims who want my pity after they have been beaten up by the same person for the 11th time. They all just brings a smile to my face.
‘You’re not born gay’, god damn delicious.
That’s what I love about religion. It has so very little to do with logic but people try to appeal to it every time they talk about religion. It doesn’t matter that arguments for or against something religious makes absolutely no sense, just as long as you have those arguments and everyone agrees as to what they are suppose to support.
For example, the holy trinity is pure blasphemy. Cracks me up to listen to people try and logically defend it. First and foremost, one of the 10 commandments is that you shall only have one God. But somehow everyone who also believes that jesus and the holy ghost are divine are able to logically (in their mind) defend them both as being one and the same as god, but also different. Somehow he’s one god, but in 3 parts and those 3 parts are their separate entities, but still one god. So, you see its perfectly logical and they have avoided the hypocrisy that is their religion.
Of course their arguments are neither logical nor lead to the conclusions they want, but that’s no matter to them. They did their job and seemingly used logic to defend their ideals.
And that’s why I absolutely love why they hate fags—because you aren’t born gay. That doesn’t even make sense. Its more a non-sequitor than something to build a logical thesis on. I love it. All prejudice should be so seemingly justified.
Just for fun, let’s carry out that logical process on a few other things to determine what religious people think of them. Let’s take algebra. You don’t learn that until Junior High (if ever). Ergo, you aren’t born knowing it. Therefore it’s the devils math and people should have nothing to do with it.
How about shitting? I mean the truly pious thing would be to shit your pants for your entire lifetime, obviously its what Jesus Would have done. I mean, it takes a good 2 years to potty train kid, which means its unnatural.
You’re not born that way. God didn’t make you knowing how to crap in a commode. Hopefully you can go to some sort of Christian Reeducation camp to learn to shit your pants again and follow in the true path of god. Or at least mention it to your priest at your next confession.
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