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Just My Luck

I thought that was just another of my grandfather’s boring WWII sayings. Like, ‘as the crow flies’ or ‘pert-near’ or ‘and if a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hops’ or ‘built like a brick shit house’ or ‘tell anyone what I made you do and I will fucking kill you. Do you hear me? Fucking kill you.’ Or ‘con sarn it’ or ‘judas priest’.

But this one wasn’t a 1930’s figure of speech. He wasn’t just whistling Dixie, it was actually true, when he said I’m so lucky I must have a horseshoe up my ass.

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