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Pop Culture Pedophilia

Initially this was going to be about how engrossed our culture is with shit. But then it took a horribly awesome, wrong turn.

A few posts back I detailed all the various words and phrases we have in America for shit, ass and anus. Amazing. Within 4 minutes of starting I had 20 words for poop, 28 for the whole butt and 16 for the butthole. Obviously a culture with that many different ways to describe shit, ass and anus is pretty god damn enamored with excretion.

I wanted to find other examples of our culture that reference poop and butts. I turned to music, spent 15 minutes making a mile long list of rap songs, then got sidetracked with Strokin’.

I dare you to name 2 other popular songs that reference anal sex. I could only come up with Date Rape by Sublime as the only other song and it’s not all that popular.

Cue my horribly awesome, wrong turn.

As I was thinking about Sublime, I realized that they had another, more popular song about illegal/immoral/awesome sex—Wrong Way.

Then I tried to think of more songs about pedophilia/statutory rape/underage sex and I wasn’t disappointed:

Next to each song is the position it reached on a mainstream chart—the worst one only reached #14. All the above songs about sexy underage children were popular hits. Child sex is ingrained in our society, even more so than shit.

Sure we have a ton of words for pooping, but that’s just the basis of our communication. When it comes to what we produce as a society, how we focus our creative abilities and what the masses enjoy as art in our society, we spend a crap ton more of our energies and resources on celebrating statutory rape.

So, what I am saying is don’t look so fucking innocent or disgusted the next time you hear about a child pornographer on the news getting busted. You’re part of this culture too, you or someone you love paid money to enjoy a poem about romantic encounter with a minor set to music. Just because you enjoy pedophiliac art in a different medium doesn’t make you better than someone who prefers their’s via graphic images.

I’m no anthropologist, but I am certain our kiddie fucking art and shitty language is a more honest reflection of what our culture is than you may want to believe.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.