Homeless=Poopless?

Do they crap in their Tallboy bags when they are done? Do they hold it until they either get arrested or stumble back to the shelter? Do they eat it for sustenance?

Home Is Where The Poop Is

Amazingly homeless have little shame. I have seen tons of them piss: In business doorways, alleys, themselves, standing underneath their bridges, behind bushes, even in front of bushes; facing traffic—their homeless cocks squirting into the wind. They have no problem with #1.

So its surprising that I have no evidence that they crap. No homeless droppings, no sightings, no nothing. I spend more than my fair share of time around them, on their own turf, and I don’t even have indirect evidence that they produce shit.

Never come across a doorway with a load of crap sitting in front of it, never caught one squatting in an alley, never been harassed for change from one of them with it smeared all down their backside, haven’t seen one ducking behind a bush or anything else to pinch one off. And I have never seen a homeless person use a public restroom—not even for pissing.

Where do homeless people shit? Maybe they don’t. I guess its feasible. I mean, a diet that consists solely of Night Train and Natural Light probably doesn’t produce much solid waste.

No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.

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