This is a sample post of the figurative and literal shit I will be posting on my plog. Thats right, starting on January 1, 2009 I will begin my poop log and chronicle my craps, providing you and tens of others with seconds upon seconds of lowest common denominator entertainment. Trust me, you stupid fucks are gonna eat it up.
So bookmark this page, become an advertiser, start telling your grandparents, friends and co-workers about the great things to come in 2009. Because I shit you not (holy christ sortamighty that saying’s gonna get old fast), this plog is going to take off like chlamydia in a nursing home.
No one gives a fourth of a cum covered turd what you think, but please don't let that stop you from spreading your insightful wit to the world by commenting below. Or fuck, you're such a pussy-eating faggot you're probably interested in the rss feed of this shitty site. Oy vey.