Ode To Mr. Walton

I once thought I had to only fart That was a big mistake on my part     Oh that isn’t gas     Spurting from my ass Clean up on Aisle 4 of Wal-mart

I'm not saying Being An Asshole doesn't have its place as a negotiation technique. My point's that Appeals For Empathy, Finding Common Ground and Exchanging Goodwill are hard to pull off when preceded by calling the other party a retarded cocksucking dumbfuck and promising to "rape the shit out of their ugly face".