Poopus Maximus

This poo defies logic. It knows no bounds. It isn’t governed by the same laws of reason as we are. You can’t stop or control it; you can only hope to contain it. And my toilet just barely does. Using an officially sanctioned commode, I don’t think its physically possible to make a straight shit […]

Call me old fashioned, but in my day, and this probably isn't the politically correct thing to say any more, but there were no such things as chicks with dicks. Back in the olden times, if you had a dick you were a dude. I know history won't be kind to that position, but never the less that is what we naively believed.