The Speed Of Shit

Good news boys and girls, its time for another edition of the shitty applications of science. Today’s subject: the speed of shit. Is it faster than a speeding bullet? Quicker than a (insert your favorite ethnic slur here) in a (insert place that ethnicity doesn’t like to be)? More speedy than a bolt of lightning, […]

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