The Turd That Got Away

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January 27, 2009

Oh man that pisses me off. Here I am working my duodenum off trying to expel this monstrous turd from my ass in one piece and it goes and does that. We’ve all been there right? Slowly pushing, keeping your asshole loose and limber. Slowly pushing, slowly pushing, letting the turd gently glide out. Don’t […]

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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Let a man whose too fucking retarded to know how to feed himself starve to death and evolve the species.
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