Teach Them Well And Let Them Lead The Way

Saw another member of the Tribal Arm Band Tattoo Tribe this weekend. Call me a romantic, but nothing, not even the most beautiful bride in the most beautiful wedding dress can ever come as close to being as attractive as a woman in a maternity cocktail waitress dress. I am certain ‘elastic’ is Latin for […]

It may be fat, unkempt, misshapened and attached to mentally retarded chicks with low self-esteem, but I can pull me some pussy.