Get Off Your Ass, Science

Horrible horrible news everyone. When science pulls bullshit like this, its no wonder people turn to the bible for knowledge. It’s 2009, we have mapped every strain of a human’s DNA, they can clone any fucking animal you want and Maury can swab the cheeks of 15 guys who gangbanged a tramp and determine which […]

Porn Paradox: There is no ludicrous type of porn: 'Cow Raping Porn', 'Dead Haitian Porn', 'Trombone Player Porn', 'Oatmeal Porn'. Guys/gals exist who get boners for one or more of those. Self-Fulfilling Porn Paradox Corollary: By proxy, any porn that arouses no one; arouses someone by the mere idea that no one is aroused by it.