Bob Sagetitis

I have an absolutely rational fear. My penultimate fear in life is that something I create will be universally loved. Oh jesus, I don’t know if I could handle that. I don’t like people and the thought of creating something that every single one of you sons a bitches likes all at the same time […]

Literally every retarded, and I do mean retarded, 18-year old citizen has a say in our government. It's unfunny because its true.