I Ate That?

Whoa, holy shit when did I eat that? Look at that. Jesus Christ, how’d that get in there. I don’t remember that at all. That just doesn’t make sense. Wait a minute. Oh wait. Maybe…Ok Ok, now it makes sense. Yeah, that’s right. I had a midnight snack that consisted of turds. That’s why that’s […]

The Second Derivative Of Shitty Blogging

Fuck whore piss cunt turd ass booger shit. What a fucking wasteland. The web was supposed to give rise to all our great potential as individuals. It was to give everyone a voice, to connect great minds and to let us collaborate upon our great ideas. Turns out though, that its a shouting game where […]

Quantum computing? DNA sequencing? Deep Space exploration? No. Over the last 20 years the achievements in those pale in comparison to the advancements humanity has made in passive aggressiveness. Silently unfriending, blocking from online feeds, not returning likes. Jesus, the leaps in conveying subtle resentment through emojis alone is amazing.