Porn Paradox: There is no ludicrous type of porn: 'Cow Raping Porn', 'Dead Haitian Porn', 'Trombone Player Porn', 'Oatmeal Porn'. Guys/gals exist who get boners for one or more of those. Self-Fulfilling Porn Paradox Corollary: By proxy, any porn that arouses no one; arouses someone by the mere idea that no one is aroused by it.