Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end. A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. […]

I remember the first thing I splurged on when I became rich: A Haitian sex slave. I know I know, but this was a different time, before everyone got all PC and sex trafficking became bad.