The 500 Mile Per Hour Crap

I hate planes, but don’t have a fear to fly It’s the constant stream of fucks who pass by     Couldn’t crap at the hub     Now They’re joining the club Everyone wants to shit a mile high.

Quantum computing? DNA sequencing? Deep Space exploration? No. Over the last 20 years the achievements in those pale in comparison to the advancements humanity has made in passive aggressiveness. Silently unfriending, blocking from online feeds, not returning likes. Jesus, the leaps in conveying subtle resentment through emojis alone is amazing.