The 500 Mile Per Hour Crap

I hate planes, but don’t have a fear to fly It’s the constant stream of fucks who pass by     Couldn’t crap at the hub     Now They’re joining the club Everyone wants to shit a mile high.

In a vain attempt to be 'witty' and 'funny' there are references to sodomizing little boys on this site. Let me assure you that porkjerky.com does not condone sodomizing little boys. Unless of course its in self-defense.