Laziness Rewarded

Its finally here. Todays the day. Its that special time of year again. The time when lazy fucks all around the country stay in their recliners and give thanks for the holiday season that is upon us. Today is their favorite holiday. That’s right, Thanksgiving marks the day when their sloth and apathy finally get […]

You can't crap any more without turning around and seeing a turd with 2 american flags sticking out of it. All this kitschy, pretentious pseudo-patriotism makes my rectum seep.