Deadly Shit

On this very night, 22 years ago, on this same stretch of porcelain, in the dense fog, just like this. It was the worse crap ever shit. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they finally pulled the crapper’s body from the twisted, burning toilet it […]

The more willing you are to get punched in the face, the less likely you are to get fucked in the ass.