Good Shit

Look at that. That’s some mighty fine shitting my friends. That turd’s going up on my refrigerator. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does its something special. I am a simple man who can appreciate the simple things in life. People always love to whine about their bad luck and always bitch about things […]

100% true and not an urban legend: If you fart in a dream, you shit yourself in real life. True story. I know a guy.