Diarrhea Can Kiss My Rosy-Red, Black Ass

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March 1, 2009

Diarrhea gets a bad rap. From Latin, it probably literally means “soupy poop”, which inherently isn’t bad. I mean, so my shit isn’t solid. As the teeny boopers are fond of saying these days: Big fucking deal. It’s not like I am showing it to the world trying to impress everyone by having solid bowels. […]

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