Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end. A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. […]

Call me old fashioned, but in my day, and this probably isn't the politically correct thing to say any more, but there were no such things as chicks with dicks. Back in the olden times, if you had a dick you were a dude. I know history won't be kind to that position, but never the less that is what we naively believed.